J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.
My favorite thing about this text post is the number of people who reblogged and made comments thinking I had legitimate plans to assault a child like damn were you absent the day they went over sarcasm in school
Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, and sometimes in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself.
-Unknown (via amortizing)
what’s that band with the 5 white men??
(Source: reverseracist, via hotboyproblems)
um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*
(Source: ouijasquiji, via happiest)
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"